I was walking one of my students down the hall when she turns to me and asks:
"Are you Chinese?"
With a smile, I reply: "Yes, I am."
She asks: "Do you speak English?"
Monday, January 21, 2013
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Me Chinese
Just before the holidays, I was faced with some rather amusing assumptions that were part of holiday well wishes and good intentions. I had a good laugh at all of them.
Parent: Will you be flying back to your home this holiday?
Me: No. I'm going to drive down Keele for 15 mins.
Teaching partner: I got you a T and T Supermarket gift certificate! I hope you like it!
Me: Thank you. I usually shop at Sobeys but I'll gladly make the trip.
(Context: Secret Santa must buy a toy to be donated to Sick Kids. The toy should represent something about the recipient, such as their interests or hobbies.)
Secret Santa: (passes me a blue haired rag doll with button eyes).
I got this for you because it looks Chinese. Like you.
Me: (puzzled look) Blue hair?
Secret Santa: She has black eyes. And she's funky. Like an Asian.
Me: I have brown eyes. But thank you for thinking I'm funky.
Parent: Will you be flying back to your home this holiday?
Me: No. I'm going to drive down Keele for 15 mins.
Teaching partner: I got you a T and T Supermarket gift certificate! I hope you like it!
Me: Thank you. I usually shop at Sobeys but I'll gladly make the trip.
(Context: Secret Santa must buy a toy to be donated to Sick Kids. The toy should represent something about the recipient, such as their interests or hobbies.)
Secret Santa: (passes me a blue haired rag doll with button eyes).
I got this for you because it looks Chinese. Like you.
Me: (puzzled look) Blue hair?
Secret Santa: She has black eyes. And she's funky. Like an Asian.
Me: I have brown eyes. But thank you for thinking I'm funky.
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Seven of Eleven
I recently completed my jury duty and it was quite an experience. I now have a better understanding of the justice system and how it works. Ten other strangers and I were locked into a room for deliberations after two weeks of evidence, witnesses and testimonies. Up until that moment, we only knew each other by our juror numbers despite having spent two weeks together. How fascinating that eleven strangers from different walks of life would be put together to determine the fate of the accused. It was a good mix of people. We each represented different facets of society and therefore different perspectives on the case. Our different experiences, knowledge, and priorities also allowed for greater depth in the exploration of the issues. Fortunately, we all came to the same verdict, though we did so through different avenues. We can leave this courthouse knowing that we tried to be as fair as possible.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Hot Men: Tom Hiddleston
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| How can any girl resist? |
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| Love that cleft in his hip. |
And how can I resist putting up some Avenger beefcake?
Enjoy!
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| He feels taller, and sexier! |
Friday, August 31, 2012
Newest member of the TDSB!!!!
Guess which of my "Hot Men" will be working alongside my brothers and sisters in solidarity?
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1248953--susur-lee-recruited-to-spice-up-toronto-s-school-cafeterias
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1248953--susur-lee-recruited-to-spice-up-toronto-s-school-cafeterias
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Teacher Rally
My five year old daughter's disturbing understanding of government.
Me: You're going to grandma's today because mommy has to go to a rally.
B: What's a rally?
Me: Mmm...all the teachers get together and wave signs in the air because we don't agree with the government.
B: Are they going to shoot you?
Me: You're going to grandma's today because mommy has to go to a rally.
B: What's a rally?
Me: Mmm...all the teachers get together and wave signs in the air because we don't agree with the government.
B: Are they going to shoot you?
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Chicago!
For the hubby's 40th birthday, we went to Chicago for a couple of nights. What a great city! It has a well developed waterfront, wonderful architecture, great night life, and it is super family friendly. People were very nice plus the food was awesome and reasonable.
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| Shaw's Crab House was amazing! Oyster shooters and lump crab cakes were so fresh. |
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| La Portillo's is a casual joint with a crazy hot dog garnished with slices of BEEF! |
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| We got an upgraded suite with a living room! |
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| When the lights in the bathroom were off, the lips on the mirror would glow. Cool. |
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