Wonder Woman vs. Rainbow Boy

My son is shooting me with his plastic machine gun as I type away on my computer. I put my wrists up instinctively and wave them about:

Me: Hah! You can't hurt me with bullets! I've got Wonder Woman bracelets on!

My son: Water-melon, Water-melon! You come and fight with me!

Me: Water-melon? My name is Wonder Woman.

My son: I...I can't say the words.

Me: Won-der-Wo-man.

My son: Won-der-Melon.

Me: Close enough.

Ism's

My son is really into superheroes and his persona will change with his pajamas:

Superman pj's: I'm Superman, here to save the day!

Batman pj's: Grrrr. I'm Batman.

Candy striped pj's: I'm Rainbow Boy! To the rescue!

White undershirt: I'm White Man! Da-da-da-DAH!


The Hubby upon seeing me catch a falling dish:
"You have ninja reflections!"

My daughter on money:
"Don't worry. You can go to the bank and buy some money."