We've had a dry spell either because his English has improved or he's wise to this blog. So here's a selection from today, some oldies from years back, and a few from guest contributors.
Discussion over dinner about some idea he had.
Hubby:...and so I was thinking and suddenly a light bulb started ringing in my head.
Science and Language...not my hubby's strong points
Hubby: You can't microwave water!
Me: Why not?
Hubby: Because of the neurons in the water!
Me: Neurons?
Hubby: I mean electrodes.
The sister on her wedding dress.
Sis: So what do you think?
Me: It's beautiful. Is it too long?
Sis: Yeah, I may have to edit it.
My daughter on a walk and she suddenly hugs a steel post.
Ohhhh!!!! My favourite tree!!!
All of these quotes are very easy to picture coming out of your husband's mouth. That tree comment was the most disturbing.
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