The husband has really been watching himself or perhaps he's really improved his vocabulary and speaking skills. I'd like then, to introduce my friend, co-worker, and teaching partner. Unwittingly thrown into the kindergarten mee-lee, he is still learning kindy-speak. Here are a few examples:
To a pair of student teachers who want to learn the ropes:
Ladies, ask lots of questions. Tell me what you need. Just SUCK ME DRY.
To the kids as they enter the class:
C'mon and take off your clothes quickly so we can have fun on the carpet!
To his group of attentive 4 and 5 year olds:
Who wants to come up and touch Mr. Pickle?
Between the kids, the hubby and your co-worker, I am surprised that your vocabulary and grammatical skills haven't degraded, as well.
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