So the hubby continues to speak with enough care so as not to add fodder to my blog. However, while cleaning out some drawers, I came across an old notebook where I kept track of his more hilarious comments. Enjoy!
- If you don't fold your clothes nicely, they'll get wrinked!
- Put on your coat. You'll catch ammonia.
- This weighs an arm and a leg!
- I've got the legs of a python!
Conversations:
Me: I think I'll try to make bouillabaise.
Hubby: That's hard. How are you going to going to make the fish sing and move?
Hubby: You can't microwave water because of the neurons in it!
Me: Neurons?
Hubby: I mean electrodes.
Hubby: We need a humilifier.
Me: To humiliate the room?
Hubby: Yes.
And because it runs in the family:
Hubby's brother: TURN STRAIGHT!
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