

- If you like your humanoids flexible, svelte, enthusiastic, and in multiple shades of red, then the most beautiful people in the galaxy are on Zeltros. Who needs Twi'leks?"
- ―Ruudi Buundaz[src]
In Star Wars issue 95, they not only helped Leia fight, but also did her hair, tailored her dress, and massaged her before her diplomatic banquet. I want one.
Oh gosh, I want one too! Where do we get one? I know...believe it or not I know.... in modern parlance, you pay for this wonderful service - they are called "male servants."
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