Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hot Men: Zeltron Males
























If you like your humanoids flexible, svelte, enthusiastic, and in multiple shades of red, then the most beautiful people in the galaxy are on Zeltros. Who needs Twi'leks?"
Ruudi Buundaz[src]
They forgot to mention, totally GAY looking.

In Star Wars issue 95, they not only helped Leia fight, but also did her hair, tailored her dress, and massaged her before her diplomatic banquet. I want one.

1 comment:

  1. Oh gosh, I want one too! Where do we get one? I know...believe it or not I know.... in modern parlance, you pay for this wonderful service - they are called "male servants."

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