Hard to believe I got 3 gems in one day. Oh, plus the extra from the sisters:
In regards to food:
Mmm. This is as tender as a banshee.
I don't even remember what he was referring to:
It's as heavy as the mother of all mongoose.
In a discussion about child safety:
The kids aren't made of glasses.
And over dinner I was talking about my purchase from Secrets from my Sister:
Me: I love this bra!
Him: You love this bar?
Me: .....????.......Are you auditorily dyslexic?
Mother of all mongooses????
ReplyDeleteAuditory dyslexia--I think someone should do a study.
I laughed pretty hard.
ReplyDeletegoose and geese
ReplyDeletemongoose but not mongeese?
I would so use "This is as tender as a banshee." as a signature.
ReplyDeleteactually "tender as a banshee" sounds like a line from a harlequin novel vicki would edit
ReplyDeleteHer thighs were as tender as a banshee.
ReplyDeleteHe kissed her as tenderly as a banshee.
With banshee like tenderness, he stroked her hair.
LMFAO...we just need to use it in everyday life. My work's so boring it's as tender as a banshee. I need a beer that's as tender as a banshee. That car has a ride as tender as a banshee.
ReplyDeleteNo, no. Everything is banshee, like everything is smurfy: Boring as a banshee, tasty as a banshee, this banshee is as banshee as a banshee on a banshee.
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